Yes, we DO sell shoes here

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recorded in sam's room and on the baseball field at horizon high school. featuring conner chase \m/

~free~ linoleum print with purchase

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released August 16, 2013

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this is sam and ridley. this is what we did summer of 2013 #representclassof

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Track Name: Hula-Dancing Baseball Player
hey kids! now you can play along with count this at home!


ukulele chords:

Bb Eb
|--1-----1--
|--1-----3--
|--2-----3--
|--3-----4--

(have the listener/s yell the background vocals for added audience participation!)

familiar comforts remind me of you, coffee eyes
and i prefer my girls covered with tattoos and that's not you

we'll make fun of our friends' bands
especially our own band
then we will wear vans
and drive our mom's vans

so let's go to cold stone and get some ice cream
that would be sweet
and then i'll fuck your brains out and listen to some kishi bashi
that would be sweet

we'll make fun of our friends' bands
especially our own band
then we will wear vans
and drive our mom's vans

(repeat chorus as much as humanly possible to make listeners feel annoyed!)

this will be my stereotypical love song that i sing to every girl i meet
i just had to clarify that you're not special
no you're not special to me unless i tell you right after the song ends

little mama
Track Name: ♪( ˆ▽`)
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Track Name: Brownie à la Oompa Loompa
hey kids! now you can play along with count this at home!

ukulele chords:

C Em F
|--3-----2-----0--
|--0-----3-----1--
|--0-----4-----0--
|--0-----0-----2--

when autumn comes, we will smash pumpkins
when autumn comes, i will drown
and when autumn comes, you will be someone else
when autumn comes, you will say "i miss you"

you will attend my funeral,
my death will cause a spark in your head,
the world will lose its color, you will leave him behind,
everybody will look like blurs to you and no one is that kind,
you will kill yourself and your parents will cry,
your friends will gather around your casket to say goodbye

when autumn comes, our world will end
fireworks and earthquakes and the death of the human race

little mama
Track Name: Captain Astroturf To the Rescue! (Get out of your golf cart)
hey kids! now you can play along with count this at home!

ukulele chords:

C G Am F
|--3-----2-----0-----0--
|--0-----3-----0-----1--
|--0-----2-----0-----0--
|--0-----0-----2-----2--

i like to wear shoes on my feet
tying the laces makes me feel complete
i like you, you're really pretty
but i still know why you left me

you went away, you left me here
my shoes tied together
tied together, i stumble when i walk
and then i cock
and then i cock

(get the crowd to sing "and then i cock"! it's the best part!)

because i'm the kind of guy who ties his laces once
then leaves them alone forever

if you didn't love me, why didn't you tell me so?
instead of letting me go?
when we were together, you never seemed so great
instead of talking to you, i became the thing that i
that i haaaaattteee!!!

so i will keep my shoes tied together
i will think of you forever
no matter the weather
or if i meet a girl named heather
and i will wear a pretty sweater
you better know better

yeah

(you can drop YOUR pick at the end TOO!)