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Captain Astroturf To the Rescue! (Get out of your golf cart)

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little impromptu thing recorded after a horizon high school marching band rehearsal on the baseball field

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hey kids! now you can play along with count this at home!

ukulele chords:

C G Am F
|--3-----2-----0-----0--
|--0-----3-----0-----1--
|--0-----2-----0-----0--
|--0-----0-----2-----2--

i like to wear shoes on my feet
tying the laces makes me feel complete
i like you, you're really pretty
but i still know why you left me

you went away, you left me here
my shoes tied together
tied together, i stumble when i walk
and then i cock
and then i cock

(get the crowd to sing "and then i cock"! it's the best part!)

because i'm the kind of guy who ties his laces once
then leaves them alone forever

if you didn't love me, why didn't you tell me so?
instead of letting me go?
when we were together, you never seemed so great
instead of talking to you, i became the thing that i
that i haaaaattteee!!!

so i will keep my shoes tied together
i will think of you forever
no matter the weather
or if i meet a girl named heather
and i will wear a pretty sweater
you better know better

yeah

(you can drop YOUR pick at the end TOO!)

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from Yes, we DO sell shoes here, released August 16, 2013

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this is sam and ridley. this is what we did summer of 2013 #representclassof

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