Emperor Of Cats

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done entirely in our friend eric's dorm room at asu

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released August 28, 2013

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Count this Phoenix, Arizona

this is sam and ridley. this is what we did summer of 2013 #representclassof

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Track Name: Jurassic Pork
you left my heart more dehydrated than a pack of ramen noodles
just add water and ice cream and it returns to its former shape

the college life is not the life for me
you know that it's always been a pirate's life for me

let's pillage this wench, if you know what i'm talking about
i'll plunder your booty and make you raise your anchor

adult life has never been right for me
the swaggy life has ways of making me feel free

yolo, 420, blaze it up, been smokin all night,
wearin hats on backwards, stickers left on nike tees
and i've been listening to some wiz khalifa, mac miller up in this bitch
#macklemore4lyfe

so i will put on other people's shoes to feel better about myself
but in the end i just learned that i look really fucking good in heels
Track Name: The Eddie Infection (dedicated to S.A.E.)
i am sick of always being average in everything i do
and i don't like that the world is moving around me at a rapid rate
and i always feel left behind by my colleagues
even though i'm the one who is usually leading the front

i'd like to be
with my colleagues
in the botanical gardens
downtown

and i want to stand out in the sea of abnormalities that i call my friends
and i want to drink and smoke and get covered with tattoos
but that's hard to do when you don't have a valid ID

i'd like to be
with my colleagues
in the botanical gardens
downtown

and i'm 18 and the world's my fucking oyster
but all i want to do is live in a brick house on the outskirts of town
where the streetlights fail to illuminate the sky and we'll paint with stars

and i want to live with my best friends
but they all move away in the next few months
and i'll be alone once again

i'd like to be
with my colleagues
in the botanical gardens
downtown
Track Name: Bitchezzz
bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick
man, fuck these bitches
fuck em to hell