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emma raps some gangsta rap at the beginning. i think sam and i wrote the first two lines and a couple other ones and then sam made up the rest when we recorded it


you left my heart more dehydrated than a pack of ramen noodles
just add water and ice cream and it returns to its former shape

the college life is not the life for me
you know that it's always been a pirate's life for me

let's pillage this wench, if you know what i'm talking about
i'll plunder your booty and make you raise your anchor

adult life has never been right for me
the swaggy life has ways of making me feel free

yolo, 420, blaze it up, been smokin all night,
wearin hats on backwards, stickers left on nike tees
and i've been listening to some wiz khalifa, mac miller up in this bitch

so i will put on other people's shoes to feel better about myself
but in the end i just learned that i look really fucking good in heels


from Emperor Of Cats, released August 28, 2013



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this is sam and ridley. this is what we did summer of 2013 #representclassof

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